READ THIS! TRUST ME AFTER U READ IT, U'LL SAY OMG!!

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.'

I thought...

Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !'

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?'

I responded,
'I guess not.
What do you have in mind ?'
She said,
'Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner.'



After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
' Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ...



Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.


And I just sat there...



On the couch...



Naked.

love?

Remember me in Springtime's blissSweet scent of jasmine in the airTender blossoms of innocenceShed the tears of seasons missed

Remember me in Summer's lightFair maiden of your heart's desireNothing would she ask of youOnly to break the dawn this night

Remember me in Autumn's glowFires that burned within the soulWinding toward the end of timeA death of passion so long ago

Remember me in Winter's chillGather the bones of love's remainsRemand them gently to the windThat they may not lay cold and still

BOW TIE bow tie ~

lol..funny rite ...dis is wat happens when a student's artwork is rejected by miss karen ...kakaka...thought it was cute ...so i decide to try it on the guys ...wahaha...so funny ~
-ken ....u look like an inmate holding number ..kakaka

-amos ....the bow suit u ...ever think of wearing one to coll ?

-mat ....wow ..u r the only one dat make sme dun have th e desire to laugh..u look......natural....even if it was in ur hair .

-moja ....i have to force u den u take picture ya....cheh !!! anyway u look cute la ...cute moja ...

-kent ...lol, sorry for laughing out when u wore it ...it was funny ...hahaha ..may be is b coz u r

alwayz cool ..den suddenly there's a bow on ur shirt ...funny rite ? haha

-c.k....oi...stand so straight for wat oh ....hehe....wat u wan to show ?ur muscular body ???haha , or a gemuk body ??

-alvin ...hahaha..u look funny too with the bow , cant imagine if it was in ur head . wakakaka....

happy?

how to happy ?hahaha come let share ur all happyness things at here....ok

happy?

sorry for the mistake

hey guys i made osme mistake ..i tyoe wrongly ..i said in my previous blog tat i will try my best to talk more in chinese when around u guys, i type wrong ..i want to say we will al try our best to speak more in ENGLISH when we are around u guys






SORRY FOR THE MISTAKE ~

sweets

i dreamed that i was in college buying A LOT OF SWEETS......!!!!! for sum reason especially those thin green strips of gum that are super sour and coated with sugar...except there werent only green available there in my dream...there were midnight blue, ruby red, lemony yellow..whaaa~ so happy. and then there are pink gummy bear shaped candy too...whaa.....i actually ATE one in my dream...heh..so nice....

has anyone dreamed of rollercoaster rides, fairy princesses, retro clothes and dancefloors, organic veggies, rock shows, or sweet themepark...?! -.-"

don la

eh weh..don suspend or stop this blog la weh~ we don talk bout THE topic edi, we dont bitch around edi...if got things we say direct face to face like cayenne said. so don stop this blog la k? was so fun before things became like this. i like moja's posts about those silly funny dirty joke stories...nadia's oso...damn funny shit. then so nice can share stuff like ken's mom's bday card thingy...and amos's giant hippo yawn, for all to share! heh..then got the gossipy rumours bout jacky's shady past..whoooohoo~and ya mat you can write your diary here oso like you did on 14/5/2008 ...heh...although no one comment your blog but ppl still read it waaannn..don sad don sad.

SORRY

sorry to u, ivy...
sorry to u, iman...

thousands of sorry to both of u...
especially to ivy..sorry for being rude to u...thats my fault...
i know im not suppose to say this kinda rude word to u and its not all ur fault...
to iman also, sorry for any offence...wont do it next time...
just hope that u will see this and become friend like before...
the only thing that we can do now is we all just try to behave ourselves...
no matter u guys will forgive me or not just want to say sorry to both of u...
forget every unhappy thing that happened among us all...
live happily like b4 k...
the last thing that i can say is PEACE NO WAR (again, although it is useless may be...)
dont angry lah...my friend...chill up...
=)

treasure the time we have ~

iman ..hope u will c tis ....still rmb tis day ..where we all gather in u guys house for potluck ...u join us too ..we have fun rite ?? y is the situation nw totally diffrent ?y is it tat nw we are like enemies ???can we jz forget bout evrything , we are sorry for neglecting u ...and to all the malays for speaking in our own language when u guys dun even understand at all...sorry ....but ....im goin to say tis the last time ..and i wont say it again ....WE DUN HATE U ~it all begin wit a small itsy bitsy rumours ....can u plz forgt bout it and lets be friends ? u knw u are de smallest in the class rite ? and may be u wont be studying here for 4 years ....we all are fortunate to have knw u as a friend ...can u think positvely ....all of us has done wrong .....we r sorry for those rude words... lets jz stop on tis topic and be friends .....lets work hard to repair our relationship...and thx to those who keep on throwing matches into burning flames ...thx a million .....all of us are jz here for may be a few more months or the most ..another three years ...so let us jz treasure the time we have and have wonderful memories of fca23 ...nt memories of us conflicting ...we are all under one roof ...lets study happily under one roof okie ?

p/s - iman ....forget bout everyhting and sorry .

p/s - all the malays , we will try our best to talk more in chinese when we are around u guys

p/s - thx to those batu api , thx a million

p/s -tis blog is goin to be close down if anyone write anything about tis topic again !

JACKY IS A GANGSTER

JACKY?? GaNGSTER??
hurmm....

acctually..YES HE IS...HE KILL more than 10,000 ..if u guys want TO KNOW HE SEND TSUNAMI...MANY PPL DIE..

ahuuhauhauhauhahuhauhuahu(the sound of scared)....

JACKY PEACE~huuhu...

PLS DONT KILL ME KAY.. KILL NADIA k.. OR OTHERS...

handphones

ok dont flame me arh! i say first arh~! donn flame me pls, my personal opinion ony. of coz, free to express your opinions here oso lah..but DON FLAME ME AH~HAHA....

ok what i wanna say hoh...is whats with the handphone thingy in class? can we all just put into silent mode please?respect la peeps~ nadia~yes you nadia! so many times ppl flame you edi..come on la..silent is only a button away. the lecturers oso look unhappy already!

and another thing. is it just me or does anyone share my annoyance at music being played in class? i dunno la..my personal opinion is that if you wanna chill to music while you work, get a headphone cuz not everyone share your taste in music, no? be it chinese song, english song, tamil song, malay song, arabian song...get a headphone la peeps. also, the sound quality of your phone may seem okay if listened at close range, but further away it sounds more like noise, really.

please peeps, dont blast ur music please. i get mightily annoyed everytime anyone does that.

bah bah..i admit la..if its just me tat gets annoyed, fine. majority wins. i go buy earplugs. but if someone also feels the same like me..give support pls.hahahaha

dirty jokes.

Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

u again...lol

remember "Im so cool"? it appeared again when we were queeing up for tutorial. hahah... sorry ah shenesse, :P. and there's something new too. Cendy kumpul sampah ah....

halo

nice to meet you guyz......

peace no war

guys ......SORRY !!! plz forgive me ~ im been forced into it ...so sorry ...actually its a nice pic rite ???its natural and original ..anyone agree ???

p/s : amos , sorry for letting our class c tat u are a hipopotamus ~millions of sorry

ken and krys ~ u guys are the one who tortured me with words into uploading tis pic ~

peace no war !

ken's mother's birthday ~

today is ken's mum's birthday .....woooo...our dear artistic alvin quietly made a birthday card for her and we write down our wishes to kens mother . it was so funny everyone was writting ...to ken's mum ..to ken's mum.....and den when its ken's turn....he wrote ...to my mother ..i knw its doesnt sounds funny , but in chinese its funny ....kakaka. and den everyone suddenly starts to take photos ...ken wants to colour print it to paste it in the birthday card....lol...everyone was photo maniacs ..we keep on snapping snapping ..here are some of our photos ....kakaka